The Chicago Reader seems to have misplaced the ad for my apartment that was supposed to run this week. I am moving at the end of this month, and must find someone to take out a full-year lease on my apartment, or else I'll have to continue paying my rent until April '04. I'll be out today hanging up signs around the city and Evanston, and generally trying not to freak out.

Are you looking for an apartment in Chicago? Well baby, have I got the one for you. Here's my ad as it should have run in this week's paper:

Don't miss this! Edgewater Glen Close to Loyola and public transporation. Beautiful, large 1br, hardwood floors, fireplace, fully renovated kitchen and bathroom. Formal dining room, pantry. Sunny, east-western exposure, full of art-deco character. Air Conditioner in bedroom. $920/mo.

Pretty dramatic, eh? Well, let's say you are browsing blogs, come upon this ad and really want to check out/rent my apartment. Here's the deal: I'm not putting my phone number online, but you can email me at jacksier AT yahoo.com, and I'll show it to you. If you mention my blog, I'll take $25 off of your rent for the year or pay your first month's rent.

Come on now, you know you want it...