It's been awhile since I've done a Friday Five I actually forgot about them for awhile.

1. Who is your favorite celebrity? This changes a lot. Right now, my favorite celebrity is Bill Clinton. I love how intelligent he is, and how very much he commands respect and attention with his brain, despite the issues with the improper use of his penis.

2. Who is your least favorite? There are so many celebrities to hate. The one that came to my mind first was Madonna. She has no talent, yet, she is wildly famous. Her voice irriates me, especially when she talks. Have you noticed how she is trying to reinvent herself as a Brit? Phoney.

3. Have you ever met or seen any celebrities in real life? Yes I have. Marshall Crenshaw, RuPaul, Glenn Tilbrook, Adam Curry, Jörg Haider - so probably nobody you've heard of or care about. Now under the "seen" category, there are just too many to mention.

4. Would you want to be famous? Why or why not? No. I am far too obnoxious with the spotlight on me. I would, however, like my blogshares to go up. Does that count as having the famus?

5. If you had to trade places with a celebrity for a day, who would you choose and why? I'd be Laura Bush. Then I would set up a press conference with my husband, slap his face,spit on him, and then annouce our divorce. Either that or I'd be Elvis Costello, just so I could be really cool for an entire day.