Woo! I've earned $ 981.55 off of owning all those shares of Stennieville!

I'm fake rich I tellya! FAKE RICH! Whoopee! I just don't get why her blog isn't listed under the "incoming links" section. After all, she has blogrolled me. In fact, I want to be a mogul. Why don't you blogroll me today?

I'm just a whore - shameless, aren't I? Yeah, well suck it up. I wanna be fake richer. However, check Stennie out. Her blog is worth 32 cents now! She's kicking my butt by 5 cents a share. She has a better designed, more popular blog, as does Bet. In fact, I think I should be considering myself lucky that Bet hasn't joined in the game yet.

That's why I've got to get blogrolled more. Those ladies can depend on creativity and design, and I must resort to groveling.