Perverts!

Here's what people are searching for when they hit Fred the Blog. Funny thing is, I always assumed it was my wit and charm. See how I've been proven wrong:

Fred Flintstone and Sex. People, he is a cartoon character. He does NOT HAVE SEX. He didn't knock Wilma up, she was just drawn in maternity gear for a few episodes. Didn't you see the stork brought Pebbles?

Chicago West Suburbs. Who the hell cares?

Writing a contract for condos. I hope you weren't looking for a how-to, because I don't know myself. As far as I could tell, the National Real Estate Association has those available, pre-printed.

Food Recopies of Democratic Republic of the Congo. While I did critique national cuisines of the Evil Empire nations, I don't remember Congo being on that list. Maybe I should look into the cuisine though - warm climates have interesting food.

Hate Blogshares. Yup. I said that. That was back when my blog was worthless. I don't love it now, but I am enjoying the game. Sure, my blog only reached a share price of $0.41 in the beta, but I've made a small fortune so far. I'm looking forward to the actual game. What I want to know is this: what makes someone search for "hate blogshares"? Are you looking for a support group?

Michelle Blog. Yup, that's me, but the blog is called "Fred". There are 5 references for this search. Danish Swinger. Not here. I am into the DUTCH people.

Real Estate Blog. I should post a condo update eventually.I need air-conditioning for my office. Again, who searches for something like this? I am not a self-help for those with fetishes. However, I do have an air conditioner for sale...

My Daughter's Website Porno. I don't have a daughter, and I can guarantee you my mother isn't blogging. Go visit raymitheminx.com for that.