Yet another reason to hate McDonalds.

Crains Chicago Business, April 14, 2003 pg 4 "McDonald's began hearing pitches from agencies last week for a new 'Forever Young' campaign, aimed at 18-29 year olds -- who, the company believes, will serve as models for children and teens and beacons for the nostalgic over-the-hill-crowd"

1. Is this forever young project so-called, because most of their customers will die before they reach old age because of the fat and cholesterol eaten in their restaurants?

2. I hardly believe children need more role models to get them to eat non-nutritive meals. Give a kid a carrot and a bag of doritos, and let's see what it decides to eat. I see this every single morning on the train to work. Parents feeding their kids breakfast from a bag of some kind of -itos. Perhaps this is all a government plot to fix the woes of Social Security. If we kill the kids off by feeding them non-nutritive crap instead of healthful meals, there won't be any elderly people to collect on Social Security.

3. I'm over 29, and excuse me, I am not OVER THE HILL. Fuck you.