Wonderful Suprise!

The wonderful and saucy Bet sent me a surprise!



Apparently, this should have arrived days and days ago. But see, when the mailman came last week, I wasn't home. He didn't want to leave me one of those stickers asking me when I want to have the package redelivered, cuz, you know, he'd have tho schlepp it back here.

So the mailmain delivered my care package to the neighbor. The neighbor who just had a baby and is frazzled and sleep deprived beyond belief. I mean, I guess she's got other things on her mind.

Today she knocked on the door looking rather sheepish, and she produced this wonderful toy. You can tear his legs and arms off, and he bleeds, just like in the movie.

Thanks Bet. Thanks for thinking of me. I'd like to say you shouldn't have, but I'm glad you did!