At the pre-superbowl party

Amy: I'm angry at Chris right now. He licked my hand!
Chris: I licked your hand because it was covering my mouth
Amy: My hand was covering your mouth because it was spewing crap.

I love married people. They're fun!


And this is only after ONE bloody Mary!

Ten minutes later, same group is discussing the possible gayness of a friend. Chris getting a worried - and to comfort him I say, "There's a difference between effeminate and gay... and GERMAN". (Chris's mother is German) I'm only blogging this last part because Josh asked me to... just so you know, dear Internet.