Huh?
This is my horoscope from the Chicago Sun Times today:
CANCER (June 21-July 22): You'll be made aware of the awesome power of romantic love. It gets really interesting when you juxtapose this with the reality of married life. Friends, acquaintances and your own situation bring the lesson home.
I'm not sure I understand it, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't apply to
me.
posted by Michelle @ 9:53 PM
2 Comments
2 Comments:
I only trust the Onion horoscope.
Yours this week?
"You're not excusing your own ignorance in the matter, but the Museum of Modern Art should've announced that the fur-lined teacup was not for drinking."
Mine this week?
"For 15 terrifying minutes, the universe will indeed revolve around you, causing the death of billions because you decide to skip rope."
Bet
Hmmmm, being a fellow Cancer, I am even more confused by this Horoscope. Does this mean I am supposed to find renewed romance in my marriage, or am I to get a little sumpin sumpin on the side? My wife might be very interested in this Horoscope :)
-josh
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