"You know this president. He likes to go all out. Suffice it to say he wasn't whistling show tunes"

I don't understand this at all. I don't get why, during the largest scandal (to date) of his presidency, GW isn't at work.

I don't get how he can have a clear conscience about recreating while he's got tens of thousands of people fighting a war for him.

I don't get why the fact that he fell down and hurt his widdle self is in the news - although I guess it is better than the stories about the presidential rectum.