Feffer has hinted more than once, that he'd like to see more Will and Grace lists. For him, I taped last week's episode, which was, I think, the season finale. Unfortunately, it isn't the series finale. This show is totally scraping the bottom of the barrel - or raping it, if you will.

This particular episode doesn't stop at wasting the comedic talents of John Cleese and Tim Curry. No, it goes further. It gives TV time to the greatest media whore of our time, Jennifer Lopez. I've managed to get two lists out of this one.


List #1: Failed attempts at humor
1. Lyle Finster (John Cleese) yammering about his fear of flying, and then turning out to be the pilot.
2. "They called me the BJ kid. I hope it was because of the blackjack".
3. "Warm nuts" delivered by Rosario to Will, Jack, and Karen, followed by giggles by all.
4. "Light beer, I can't believe him! What's next? Non-addictive pain killers?"
5. "Whoever thought there could be such an aggressive strain of herpes that could keep you from flying."
6. "I had the hotel deliver campaign and French fries onto the bed for Grace and Leo - they didn't have rose petals. I figured anyhow that this would get Grace into bed quicker."
7. Men dressed as Greek soldiers walk into the casino; cue Jack, "that reminds me, I have to buy condoms".
8. "You said I was your bridesmaid!" "No, I said you were the bride's maid".
9. Lyle's brother Marion (Tim Curry) -- and his strange need to kiss everyone, including his brother on the lips.
10. "To honor all of you who have traveled all the way here from England, I will now be translating all of my remarks into English", followed by remarks in a silly English accent. "
11. Slapsticky chicken dance
12. J-Ho: "Just remember, the secret to a happy marriage is... aww, who am I kidding??"


List #2: Stupid gags of race/creed/religion/sexual orientation
1. "I've got these two fags here who will be judging everything I do."
2. Jennifer Lopez in a public bathroom to Karen: "Can I have a towel and a pack of Chiclets?" Karen: "I don't work here," J-ho: "well, you see a white girl in a bathroom and you just assume..."
3. "I don?t mean to be offensive, but this is a gentiles-only photograph."
4. Will: "She's not coming at all? We were going to get our hair blown out together."
5. "I'm sorry, I've been in Cambodia It's been awhile since I had a drink without bacteria."
6. "At this point, we?d like to invite everyone else to join the happy couple on the dance floor -- that is, of course, unless your thighs rub together. You can sit tight and wait for the cake. "
7. "Did you have a costume change?" The wedding, the reception, two different outfits, then I have a cashmere sweat suit for the casino and a silk bathrobe for running to the ice machine."
8. "I feel really guilty. Don't let the southern accent throw you, there is a LOT of Jew under here."