I suppose, as a good American, I should be turning backflips because of the recent capture of Saddam Hussein. But you know, the first thing that came to mind when I heard the news this morning was, "Damn. This means Drinky will be re-elected next year".

After hearing both Rumsfeld and GW today, the capture of Hussein doesn't seem to mean that our soldiers will be coming back home any sooner.

I'm sure Drinky received the news by sounding out a huge Texas "Yeeeeeeehaawwwwww", followed by a rhythmless version of the Cabbage Patch. "Go Rummy, Go Rummy, Go, Go, Go Rummy"..