My Current Shit List

1. My "colleague" Vanessa -- for being the biggest liar AND most lazy slacker on the planet
2. My boss -- for being a blue-collar wanna-be dumbass
3. My boss's boss -- for not being able to make even the most simple decision in under 72 hours
4. Dubya - for being
5. The University of Illinois -- for rejecting me before I had a chance to interview for the job I was born to do
6. Richard M. Daley -- for wasting lots and lots of my money and having the gall to ask for more
7. Pat DiNizio-- for being a big user
8. This space available!