Bull-Dyke

Today's blog is just a link with the witty comment, "so THIS is how Bush plans to steal the election this time around".

And here's some information you don't need, but I'm going to share with you anyhow. I was getting too distinguished looking around the temples, so I decided to call my friend Miss Clairol and invite her over for a little coloring party. I usually dye my hair pretty much the color it is supposed to be in nature. This corresponds to L'Oreal "Dark Auburn". I am not very good about keeping my hair colored. I let it go for months and months only coloring it when I am sick to death of the gray. This
time around, I hadn't done anything in a good six months, so I had some bodacious salt and pepper going on. I decided to follow the directions on the box, which say that if you have a LOT of gray, you should leave the dye on for an extra 20 minutes.

What they neglect to tell you is, that if you leave the hair color on longer,it gets darker. Much, much darker. I now have jet black hair with light purple highlights. This paired with the way-too-short haircut (think bull-dyke) haircut I got on Thursday, adds up to at least a month or more of exceptionally weird hair-days. It doesn't look bad, it just isn't professional. It looks like I am trying to reclaim my youth. On the upside, you can see the ultra-hip piercing I have on the top of my right ear.