Today's blog is once again, courtesy of Mike, blogtopic maker extrordinaire. Feel free to use this topic in your own blog:

My own personal eccentricities (or, why people think I'm strange)

I don't know if I am more eccentric than other people. I don't even know if I am eccentric at all. I do, however know that I can be quite confusing.

One thing that makes me stand out is my sense of humor. I laugh at things other people tend to not notice, and don't even crack a smile at things many other people find funny. I have a rather morbid sense of humor - rather dark and I laugh at things that probably aren't funny. I also laugh when I'm nervous, which can be confusing.

Another thing that freaks people out about me is that I am incredibly moody. And by incredibly moody, I mean five completely different moods per hour on a good day. Nobody can figure out what pisses me off, what hurts, what makes me happy. Here is the secret: It isn't what you say, rather, how.

I am loud, but hate loud noises, I talk a lot, but hate being the center of attention, and I am also quite shy, which makes me look really standoffish and snobby. But if you were to see what I look like or see me in action, you'd be confused, because I have nothing to be standoffish or snobby about.

Here are some more fun things about me:

I am a very clumsy neatfreak - so although disorder makes me anxious, I am constantly making a mess.

I eat strange things - check out the things I put ketchup on below.

I am a complete bitch, but am very sensitive.

I love other people's children - especially those who are related to me, but I refuse to have a baby, because I don't like them.

I don't like to talk in the morning, but when I'm tired, you can't shut me up.


Can anyone I know add anything to this list? I'm drawing a blank....