*Disclaimer: I know that people in the field of medicine work very hard to get the positions they attain. I know they beat themselves to the ground, work unreasonable hours and have to touch, see, and smell gross things. I know they save lives, bring babies into the world, and I appreciate them... conceptually.

Having written the disclaimer, I would like to use my own little forum here to give a warm and hearty FUCK YOU! to the folks who wear the scrubs and white coats in the medical profession.

Fuck you for your enormous ego and for thinking you are god
Fuck you for witholding information
Fuck you for worrying more about statistics than lives
Fuck you for not valuing the worth of human life over the age of 60
Fuck you for having no interpersonal skills
Fuck you for having all the tact of a hangman
Fuck you for creating a climate of depersonalization
... and for not returning phonecalls, administering medication you do not fully understand, and feeling you are too important to talk to worried family members, FUCK YOU.