Thank you, one and all. The Dell feels your vibes. I know this, because I still haven't gotten the damned box from the Dell Company. It looks like I'll be computerless on Thursday, alas!

I have to admit, this not having a computer business isn't as horrible as I thought. I find myself being productive in the evenings. I am reading, cleaning, getting out of the condo! Who knew people did these things? I certainly didn't.

Here's a list of five good things that have come out of the Dell being ill:

1. Nobody had to deal with my outbursts following Drinky McDumbass's speech last night. I would have blogged several hundred pages about that.

2. The Condo is clean.

3. I am not opening the 10,000 virus containing spams on my own computer.

4. This Space for Rent

5. This Space for Rent


As I said, I'm just learning about life without a computer. I miss my buddies HORRIBLY and don't know how I'll live without Thursday chat - again.

Five things I've had to learn to do since the Dell fell ill:

1. Use the telephone book

2. Make phone calls

3. Read maps - actual maps; not ones designed especially for my trip online.

4. Develop a social life

5. Read an acutal, printed newspaper.

It's a tough life, eh?