Tonight's blog topic is from Mike - the wonder of all topic creators: States we don't really need

Wyoming - what the hell goes on over there anyhow?
Texas - spawned DW aka Drinky McDumbass. Cut it off, give it back to Mexico.
Alabama - too many conservatives, too many bugs.
Florida - too hot, too humid, too full of "Early Bird Specials" and bad drivers. Also - flying cockroaches.
Iowa - Feff, Erika, and corn. What else do they have to offer there? Rodeos? No thank you. We can move the caucus.
Kansas - Lily didn't like it, why should I?
Rhode Island - have you heard how those people talk?

And the #1 state we could do without? INDIANA! Indiana is a speedbump between Illinois and Ohio. Contrary to what the Indiana Board of Tourism would have you believe, there is indeed nothing more than corn and soy there. Purdue University could move to Normal, IL and replace NIU.