I figured out the most wonderful thing today, and I have to share it with all of humanity!

Did you know you can take regular popcorn - and put it in a paper bag - fold that paper bag over a couple of times and put it in the microwave... and that it will POP!? You can make microwave popcorn without spending the money on processed oil and crap... and you can put hot sauce and garlic on this popcorn, and it will be YUMMY? Did you know that? Didja?