The spam is really getting raunchy around here. I guess with the holiday season coming and all, porn manufacturers are vying for my monetary attention in ernest. Two messages in particular caught my attention, and since you're currently surfing the web with nothing much better to do, I thought you might want to have a look-see.

The first spam is being posted because it is quite positively the nastiest advertisement to come through my inbox yet. I am impressed by the spammer using the "*" in a brilliant attempt to get through my content filter. Pity Yahoo doesn't use one, eh? The use of hyperbole here is also noteworthy - I mean, come on, no creature on Earth has a phallus that is nearly 3 ft long.

SEE Teen Farm Girls Have Do it with their animals Free! You think you have seen some pretty crazy p*rn on the internet?YOU HAVEN'T SEEN SH*T! I saw the most unbelievable movie clip ever to grace the internet! These guys put up a clip of a beautiful teen farm girl who actually f*cks her horse! NO BULLSHIT,SHE ACTUALLY F*CKS A HORSE WITH A 31 INCH C*CK!

The next and final example is actually raunchy AND funny in concept. It is for a product for the person on your list who truly has everything. The slogan at the end is both unique and catchy. I'm surprised Kimberly-Clarke didn't come up with it first:

Talking Toilet Paper! Pull the paper and they hear your message! Talking TP is this year's greatest gag gift! It can also be very handy in reminding the kids to remind to wash their hands.Hilarious way to surprise your friends Easy to record and re-record your own messages. Fits all toilet paper roll holders, installs in seconds... years of fun!Convenient on/off switch. It's like having bathroom voicemail! It's #1 in #2

So, I hope you liked this little foray into my Yahoo! inbox. In the interest of keeping my posts shorter, I'll spare you the pathetic details of my weekend.