It seems the Friday Five is not to be today, as Heather is on vacation. But we have been offered this Motherfucking Friday Five as an alternative. I couldn't resist.

1. Fuckin A, it's Friday finally. Whatcha drinkin, cause we all know you are a slobbering lush. It just so happens that I do have some drinking planned this weekend. But I don't know what the libation of choice will be. But what I do know, is that it will be free and available in copious amounts.

2. Are ya gettin any this weekend? Who's the lucky bastard? No, there will be no nookie this weekend. None that I know of anyway.

3. Tell Heather you fucking love her in a creative way. Watch your tongue and be nice, or I will hunt you down and cut it out of your filthy mouth. Well, the truth be known, I don't actually fucking love Heather. I don't even know her. But I have enjoyed her Friday Fives! Also, I hope she blogs about her vacation, because I am totally jonesing for a vacation, and won't be getting one for quite awhile.

4. Think these questions are fluff? Go fuck yourself. For the rest of you, what's the best fucking movie you've ever seen? [I mean, the best movie, not the best movie with fucking in it, unless you wanna share that too.] I still thing Der Himmel Über Berlin is the best damned movie on the planet. While there isn't any fucking in the film per se, it is a very sensual film, and it eludes to sex. However it does so not as an expression of carnal lust, but as a uniting force that helps Damiel understand what no angel understands.

5. So what the fuck are you doing this weekend? I am going to attend my company's employee event - where families have been invited. Unfortunately, I have to attend this event, and I am so not looking forward to it. I'll be hanging by the bar I suspect.