One of those twisters destroyed the Twin Cinema just minutes after films ended, and two wrecked cars came to rest in the theater where "Santa Clause 2" had been showing

This is what's wrong with the news today. It is a report from the AP of all places, titled 33 Die As Storms Ravage South, East .

Basically, a line of tornadoes ripped through 7 states yesterday. It killed a bunch of people and did quite a bit of material damage. But this fact isn't enough for the reporter - oh no! Somehow, he finds irony in the fact that some of the folks who are now dead, were watching a Tim Allen movie. Does this mean they go straight to heaven?

Do you suppose the producers of this movie paid to have this information inserted into this story? Sick, sick sick.

Oh, and I guess maybe they were hard pressed for quotes about the distruction, because they quoted this guy, "It was bad. Carbon Hill had a bad time."
Cuz you know, tornadoes can be fun!