I've been trying to think of something to blog - when suddenly, it dawned on me that I hadn't checked my yahoo account in awhile, nor had I blogged about my spams. So you are in for a real treat tonight!

461 spams

43 of which were about the New Simpsons Talking Beverage Opener (Makes your favorite beverage more entertaining)

11 spams proclaiming Happy good Allhallowmas!!! from some guy named Howard Tranch. These emails harbor the Melissa virus. Be careful if you get it.

One message with a great new product: "Don't be a victim. Protect yourself and protect your family with a powerful but non-lethal Stun Gun! This legal protection device has high stopping power at an incredibly affordable price!"

290 were about sex in some fashion - the most disgusting award goes to the one with the subject line: Grab your jackrag and follow this link!
And of course.. "I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but last night I hooked up with a married woman from Flirting! She said she wanted to find a man who could remind her what it was like to be single. I never met a woman so crazed for action! She said her husband didn't notice her, anymore. I don't have to tell you that it took about 10 minutes for me to get her to melt into my arms! Now she calls me every day begging me to meet her..."

The rest of them were all about getting me out of debt.