Stennie posted a Googlism, and at first I wasn't going to copy her, because line three of her Googlism says "Heidi is dead". I didn't like the idea of announcing my own death - that is kind of creepy. But when I tried it, it didn't come up with that, so here is my list:

Googlism for: Michelle

michelle is front page news
michelle is pretty
michelle is the yummy girl
michelle is running away
michelle is amazing
michelle is the most wonderful person ever
michelle is truly my "brightest shining star"
michelle is worried about you
michelle is safe and dry
michelle is thursday
michelle is dumb
michelle is an adorable twenty inch
michelle is seen with her favorite fashion accessories
michelle is the yummy girl michelle is the yummy girl of the day
michelle is the winner of seven world championship titles
michelle is a highly underrated comic actress
michelle is a writer
michelle is so cute and adorable
michelle is pretty too but katie has this mysterious aura about her that makes you more intrigued
michelle is a teenage bi
michelle is 12 years old
michelle is the best
michelle is a mid
michelle is such a great actress
michelle is already a legend
michelle is a codehead
michelle is devoted to the issues of protecting our country
michelle is a nice person
michelle is a very outgoing girl and she loves meeting and playing with other children
michelle is cute
michelle is born to claire ramsey and ed bauer
michelle is the voice of reason in certain situations
michelle is truly a legend in ladies' skating
michelle is gaining strength and becoming more dangerous
michelle is a danish swinger couple that enjoy all kinds of sex
michelle is a gifted communicator who has the ability to entertain young people as she ministers through song
michelle is moving toward the northeast near 13 mph
michelle is sustaining electrical engineering designs for the international space station
michelle is general counsel to the arizona association of realtors ®
michelle is always striving to achieve
michelle is in vanderbilt hospital in nashville an is seriously ill
michelle is busy orchestrating eye screenings in illinois and teaching dance to her students at the academy of dance arts
michelle is a loving mother and beautiful wife
michelle is washington state's oldest winery
michelle is none too happy
michelle is responsible
michelle is currently single
michelle is a little bit more experienced
michelle is far from shy
michelle is well known for her role in the bbc tv series eastenders
michelle is equipped with a very robust wine list
michelle is one of the dozens of celebrities who made holiday greeting cards that were hand

Mind you, I don't understand most of these... but since this list seems to say nice things about me, I hope you believe every word.