Y'all are crazy! I guess that's why I love you. So it looks like I have 5 faithful readers - not bad, considering I thought nobody was reading my drivel. I have given my url out to a bunch of people I know in person, and not a single one has been here more than once. What is the lesson here? Fuck'em.

My personal opinion for today is that Mike should blog. He should blog and start coming back to #squeeze. He should blog, start coming back to #squeeze and stop stalking Elvis. Indeed, he blog and start coming back to #squeeze stop stalking Elvis, and and learn to eat in front of his computer. Is that too much to ask?