PromoGuy.net presents Monday Mission 2.23 (edited for horrible spelling errors at 10.26 pm)

1. Do you have a side of the bed on which you prefer to sleep? Do you sleep on that side even when traveling or does it matter? I never know how to answer this question, because it depends on your perspective. But if you are lying face down, I am always on the right, unless I am sleeping in the middle.

2. What is your favorite "Theme Park?" How come and when was the last time you were there? I have not been to a theme park in many years. If I had to pick a favorite, which I evidently do, I would have to say Pigeon Forge. That place has good childhood memories for me.

3. What is your most and least favorite thing about staying in hotels? Favorite thing: all the amenities! Swimming pool, sauna, room service, CABLE TV! Least favorite thing: After seeing that exposé on 20/20 I am always worried about how sanitary the sheets, blankets and bedspreads actually are. I have been tempted to get one of those ultra violet lights to check it out for myself.

4. Did you ever take family vacations that required looooooong car rides? Were siblings involved ("Stop touching me! Don't cross this line!)? Were the trips just unbearable or did you make up some "car ride games" to pass the time? All of my childhood vacation required hellish car rides of at least 10 hours. My parents had the front seat and my two older siblings had the back with me. I always sat in the middle on the hump. My father insisted on riding with the windows down, in every kind of weather, and we only stopped when we needed gas. No amount of bellyaching that you had to go potty would get the car stopped.

The teasing, the touching, the fighting the shouts of "Do I have to stop this car and come back there" and "If you don't shut up you are going to walk the rest of the way" were most unpleasant, and I developed a habit of arriving at our destination every year with a fever.

5. With all the drilled peep-holes and spy-cams we hear about on the news, have you ever felt self-conscious about taking off your clothes in a hotel bathroom? Has wondering if someone was on the other side of that mirror on the wall above the dresser made you think twice about "gettin' busy?" Nope, I can't say this has ever bothered me.

6. Describe the most romantic vacation you have ever taken or if that does not apply ;) (), tell me about the worst vacation you have ever taken. I don't think I've ever had a full-fledged romantic vacation before. Romantic get aways, sure, but entire vacations, no. The worst vacation I have ever taken as an adult is probably also my best. It was my trip to a certain south eastern European country with the love of my life and his new boyfriend.

7. (continued) After a full tummy and four days of sleep, I'd say I've never felt better. Since it is nearly noon, how about you come over and we'll hang out on the deck. I have a pool, hot tub and lotsa eats and drink. But feel free to bring whatever else you think we need! How should we spend this fine afternoon at the pool? Didn't I kick you out last week? And you're inviting me back? Well, since you do have a pool and a hot tub, then I suppose a nice swim in non waste dump waters would be in order, and then some tanning maybe, some volleyball. I noticed you didn't mention music, so I'll bring the boom box and some CDs. When the sun goes down, I'll probably be imbibing while chatting up your friends in the hot tub (champagne will do, thank you)

BONUS: Have you got it, do you get it, if so, how often Since I don't know what you are getting at, I am going to guess not.