Stock Tip

If you play the market, here's a tip: buy your shares in Motrin now. Tonight I developed a headache that will probably last until early December. I'll be taking lots of Motrin.

Math class started again tonight. In ninety minutes we reviewed what amounts to the entire content of the Math for Retards - the class I took last semester. It is astonishing just how much I managed to forget in two months. The instructor promised us at least one quiz every week - but it's for our own good, you see, because the more possible points, the higher our grades can be. YAY! I love being tested!

The instructor doesn't have the greatest command of English, but he seems to like to tell stories. Tonight we learned that Einstein was an idiot who got "rucky", and that a "really smart Jewish" disproved in 1998 that E-MC2 is wrong*, because it is only valid within our solar system.

Something tells me I'm going to have a lot of stories to tell myself.


* Anyone know how to make a superscript in html?