Columnist Dave Barry made me laugh today, which was an amazing feat! Read his Gift Guide and bust a gut.

If you are asked for a username and password, type "butthead" for both. We discovered this little trick while goofing off at work this summer. Try it. You'll like it.

What? You need convincing to go and read this article? Check out this excerpt:

Our first book is called "How to Good-bye Depression If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday." (Subtitle: "Malarkey? Or Effective Way?") This book is written by Hiroyuki Nishigaki, who is Japanese and who apparently translated the book to English all by himself, without the help of somebody who actually speaks English. Here is the theory behind (Har!) Mr. Nishigaki's book, in his own words:

"I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth." How is this possible? Mr. Nishigaki offers the following scientific explanation, concerning a 70-year-old man who has eliminated depression using this technique:

If that doesn't get you clicking on this link, there is no hope for you