PromoGuy's Monday Mission 2.32

1. If I could guarantee that the Fashion Police would not lay the smackdown on you, which favorite out-of-style article of clothing do you wish you could wear right now? (and if you have photos of you wearing it, post 'em) I don't think I own anything that would ruffle any fashion police feathers. I can think of a few things that have come back that I wish hadn't... like bellbottoms, platform shoes and big hair.

2. In your opinion, who is famous but shouldn't be? Cameron Diaz, Tom Cruize, Ben Stiller, G.W. Bush ...

3. Are there any new movies or TV shows that you are looking forward to this fall? Well, I am going to get laughed at for this, but I am looking forward to the last season of Friends. Other than that, I'm not really salivating over anything.

4. If you had a time machine that you could use only one time (there and back), where would you go and what would you do? This question could get very deep - I mean, I'd love to have been one of the people sent on the first mission to the moon, or have stopped someone from assinating someone like Lennon or King, or maybe even go back to September 10, 2001 and inform whatever authorities would have been needed to stop the attacks on the 11th. But I am assuming this question wasn't supposed to be very deep - so I'll say I'd like to go back to July 2, 1996, which is when I took my life off of course, decided to leave Salzburg, finish up my Master's in Bowling fucking Green, OH. It is quite possibly the worst decision I have ever made in my life, and it would be cool to see what would have happened had I decided to stay.

5. What cologne of perfume do you like to wear? Which brand do you prefer that your partner wear? I wear "Knowing" by Estee Lauder in the winter, and Bulgari in the summer. Now, of course I don't have a partner, but I do enjoy the smell of Cerruti's 1881 a whole lot.

6. Do you recall your first "French kiss?" Tell me about how that felt, and how it came about. Do you like them? I remember when I was in 6th grade, we had sex ed for the first time with a male teacher and a female teacher together.. We got to the part of the class where we got to write questions down and Mr. Bates (yes, I SWEAR that was his name) fielded a question about "french kissing". I think the question asked what it was. I'll never forget his answer. He said that he had been married for 18 years, and had never found cause to extend his tongue into his wife's mouth. Now, that is a bit of too much information, yes, but that poor repressed man! So uncreative.

The first person who ever tried that with me was my neighbor Phil, and I was entirely to young to be doing things like that (I think I was 9 or 10). Naturally I was grossed out. It felt like someone was trying to gag me with a sponge. But then at the age of 15, I tried that again, and after I calmed down about it (What are you doing? Who asked you to put that THING in my mouth?!?!) thought much better of it. Done well, it is a mighty groovy thing.

7. Excluding your partner...If you had the opportunity, who would you most like to French kiss? Elvis Costello or really, anybody else who plays music I like a whole lot. All "real" men are excluded from this list, of course. If you are attainable, keep your lips to yourself!

BONUS: Can't you see that it's late at night? I'm pretty tired, and I'm not feeling right. All I wish is to be alone. Stay away, don't you invade my home.