Facelift

I was really getting sick of Fred's old look, so I gave him a facelift. The soothing colors should calm this place down - it has been a hotbed of activity lately!

The weatherpixie is on hiatus. She was constantly lying about the weather, attracting the riff-raff with her slutty clothes. I've sent her to drug rehab, if you must know the truth.

My only regrets in doing the makover, is that I seem to have lost all of my precious comments. I live for those things, man, and now they're gone.

The last comment was from Bet (but of course), on the Pat DiNizio post. She suggested that I was planning on getting it on with Pat. Come now, Betster, you know me well enough. I'm in a room with Marshall Crenshaw and Glenn Tilbrook and I'm supposed to jump Pat? The only chance he's got in that situation, is that he probably has fewer STDs.

Speaking of Bet, go to Betland NOW and play Acro. I'm the judge this week!