The One About Peanut Butter

Confession: I bought peanut butter at the store today. I haven't had peanut butter in my house since last century. See, I'm a peanut butter addict. If it is in the house I will eat nothing else, breakfast, lunch, and dinner. It's not like I sit down and eat the whole jar in one sitting or anything. I just lose my appetite for everything else.

So I ate peanut butter and strawberry jelly on matzoh for dinner. The apple I took out is still sitting there, and I think it's getting jealous and pissed off. But I'm full. Besides, strawberry preserves are fruit.

Hopefully, falling off the wagon won't have any reprocussions. I mean, it isn't like I haven't eaten the stuff in seven years, I just don't keep it around here.

In fact, Potbelly's has a toasted PB&J that I totally recommend.

And the poor apple knows that it would taste good with peanut butter on it, and I still don't want it.